OK, this is just too damn funny

Don't ya just want to kill this guy. I would but I can't stop laughing. Oh yea, be sure to get your Gas Masks. LOL

This is Bullseye...OUT !!!

Anybody wanna be a Hobo ??

Well here it is in all it's glory. Yes you can learn how to be Hobo right here on the internet. You just gotta love it, and just in time for Christmas. You could print this out and give it to your least favorite brother in law, just to give him a little hint. wink, wink. Anyhow I found some of this information to be VERY interesting. Give it a read, you'll enjoy it I'm sure. Man, ya just got to love that internet.

Had I found this information at an earlier age, I may be living the good life now.

This is Bullseye....Out !!!

Bush prepares for Obama Inaugural

I love this photo shop picture of Bush. People who do this stuff have way too much time on their hands....and I'm glad they do. hehehe!!! Pimp'in aint Easy !!!!

Just for laughs !!

I just love a good joke, so here's 4 of them for you. Enjoy!!

Top 4 adult Jokes

Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey,I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrowtoo?'

Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion, he had an urge to stick his penis into thepickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talkabout it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once> that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.'

Winner: A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'